Sunday, July 20, 2014

latteinparis:

thedevilswaiting:

The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

The artwork is too great not to reblog. 

Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.

That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.

One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Han Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.

Holy shit

Well shit man

(Source: xxdardarxx)

People want to hear songs with the words they’re afraid to say. (via lydiamarthin)

(Source: seefaitheverywhere)

awwww-cute:

Four paws make the best pillow

awwww-cute:

Four paws make the best pillow

ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian)

(Source: keitaroyevon)

silvermoon424:

GUYS

HE’S STILL WEARING THAT FUCKING TUXEDO

HE’S BEEN WANDERING THE STREETS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT WITH HIS SUNGLASSES AND HIS TUXEDO THIS WHOLE TIME

What if this is his new thing? Like, instead of a closet full of green blazers, lavender pants, and hideous shirts, he has a fuckton of tuxedos. HE’S CLASSY AND DAPPER, DAMMIT.

Of course, this makes it even more obvious that he’s Tuxedo Mask. Who could Tuxedo Mask be? Is it the guy who always wears tuxedos and covers his face with sunglasses, sort of like a mask? NAH, IT’S PROBABLY MOTOKI.

literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

chekhov:

Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

(Source: netlfix)

silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

Saturday, July 19, 2014

tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy